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Things I Say While Driving.

Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.

Me: What the fuck are you doing? What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit? Why?

Me: Lol, your car's a piece of shit.

Me: If I miss that green light because of you...

Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: Nope, roof rack.

leilockheart:

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. - Albert Einstein

leilockheart:

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. - Albert Einstein